Every time I go to Whole Foods I Leave Topless because Im forced to Give them the shirt right off my back! lol

Listen, I am trying to get my healthy living on just like the next lady but the hot food bar at Whole Foods is straight up highway robbery.

It is practically a weight loss breakthrough. You will walk all over the place for 25 minutes looking for plain ol' normal mayonnaise  (they have 400 types of mayo from 500 different places but do not roll up in there looking for miracle whip because you would be playing yourself). Off of the walking alone you will break a sweat and work up an appetite. Walk on over to the hot food bar but do not expect to get your fill,  you probably won't be able to afford to be full. If you're not Lady Gaga or jay-Z or somebody you can probably only afford one chicken wing and 3 macaronis (thats about 11 dollars right there).

Repeat these steps for a week and apart from your knees buckling from starvation you will probably lose 5 lbs.  They need to have some sort of student discount at the hot food bar because i cannot hang!