More BBM Icon Rules!

3. No one wants to see your abs or your weewee on bbm either broham.  When guys show their abs I usually think its because they are butt ugly like the brothers to the left and the right lol If you're showing your weewee, it is because you found that perfect blackberry camera angle that adds 3 inches.  Get ahold of yourself, you are channelling the true pitiful gigolo in you. You should be ashamed.

No one is fooled by you spreading your tax refund money across your twin size bed. We do not see this icon and go awww man Jake is balling out of control i have to get a job where he is working. People with sense just shake their heads and people without sense are probably plotting to stick you up the next time they see you. It is rather tacky, just stop it. Please find below random a** pics of people getting money, I especially love the girl who has a little over 200 bucks, I wouldn't get very far at Whole Foods with that lol

TELL THE TRUTH! Is facebook turning you into a player hater?

Has facebook made you super critical of even your closest friends, your first cousins, your 70 year old uncle Junior in Kingston, yourself?!?!?!

Do you often go through innocent peoples photos and hear yourself saying "yea right b*tch you not fly I got 2 of those" or  "Look at this hoe she's blind, she left 2 strands out of her ponytail." "Oh that's your man, he used to be mine...back in 74' when we were at Camp Happytime, i was wifey that summer!" Whatever it may be, tell the truth! Facebook introduces you to the little green monster in you.

It is sad but true, especially if you're single and you are friends with any of those pathetic people who puts pics of themselves kissing their flavor of the week and statuses about how "Young Jiggaman Drake Stackingpaper Stewart Gucci Jackson" is the wind beneath their wings lol

Everyone seemingly has these perfect lives in facebook with perfect clothes and perfect skin and perfect relationships...everyone but you yes i know.  WELL SNAP OUT OF IT! No one wants you to know that they just got fired, their tooth fell out, their hair is breaking, their boyfriend is cheating on them with their God sister and that all their clothes were purchased with stolen credit cards. Take everything you see on FB with the biggest grain of salt you can find and do not even sweat it, everyone on FB is what i call "Frontin' for the like button," that and 99% of your facebook friends wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire so why devote any energy to into liking, loving, hating or envying them, they probably don't deserve the shine.

Go on facebook, update your status, like a couple of quotes or funny statuses about whatever came on TV last night and keep it kicking because it's just never that serious :)