TELL THE TRUTH! Is facebook turning you into a player hater?

Has facebook made you super critical of even your closest friends, your first cousins, your 70 year old uncle Junior in Kingston, yourself?!?!?!

Do you often go through innocent peoples photos and hear yourself saying "yea right b*tch you not fly I got 2 of those" or  "Look at this hoe she's blind, she left 2 strands out of her ponytail." "Oh that's your man, he used to be mine...back in 74' when we were at Camp Happytime, i was wifey that summer!" Whatever it may be, tell the truth! Facebook introduces you to the little green monster in you.

It is sad but true, especially if you're single and you are friends with any of those pathetic people who puts pics of themselves kissing their flavor of the week and statuses about how "Young Jiggaman Drake Stackingpaper Stewart Gucci Jackson" is the wind beneath their wings lol

Everyone seemingly has these perfect lives in facebook with perfect clothes and perfect skin and perfect relationships...everyone but you yes i know.  WELL SNAP OUT OF IT! No one wants you to know that they just got fired, their tooth fell out, their hair is breaking, their boyfriend is cheating on them with their God sister and that all their clothes were purchased with stolen credit cards. Take everything you see on FB with the biggest grain of salt you can find and do not even sweat it, everyone on FB is what i call "Frontin' for the like button," that and 99% of your facebook friends wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire so why devote any energy to into liking, loving, hating or envying them, they probably don't deserve the shine.

Go on facebook, update your status, like a couple of quotes or funny statuses about whatever came on TV last night and keep it kicking because it's just never that serious :)

Dating a man with children...errrrrr ummmm yea how about them Knicks! lol

The truth is i have tried this before and it just did not work. Now when men with kids try to "holla" i just get really annoyed lol.

Do i have a sign on my head that says "Looking to pick up where the mother of your children left off" or "Looking to join a family that is already in existence any vacancies?" 

I love the kids. In fact, I spend all of my free time with my two nephews because children are such wonderful people but dating a man who has this whole other life force with him is harder than one might think. Sure I will go to the Universoul Circus w/ you and your living addendum, but when he/she throws a peanut shell in my eye and tries to push me into a ring of fire I don't know man I may begin to have my reservations. lol

I do not even want to discuss the "baby mama drama," that topic is such a dead horse!

MOVING ON- Let me be completely honest, I AM SELFISH! I do not want to share my man with Nickelodeon, or daycare, or parent teacher conferences or The children's place. I want to come first, not 4th after Dora the Explorer.  I want to feel like when things get serious, he and i can build something completely new together. We can make mistakes together and learn from them together. Call me immature but unless he is my soulmate, I generally shy away from dating men with kids because it honestly makes me feel as if I am invading someone else's space. I feel like an intruder. Is it just me? 

What do you think? TAKE IT OFF ; )

Every time I go to Whole Foods I Leave Topless because Im forced to Give them the shirt right off my back! lol

Listen, I am trying to get my healthy living on just like the next lady but the hot food bar at Whole Foods is straight up highway robbery.

It is practically a weight loss breakthrough. You will walk all over the place for 25 minutes looking for plain ol' normal mayonnaise  (they have 400 types of mayo from 500 different places but do not roll up in there looking for miracle whip because you would be playing yourself). Off of the walking alone you will break a sweat and work up an appetite. Walk on over to the hot food bar but do not expect to get your fill,  you probably won't be able to afford to be full. If you're not Lady Gaga or jay-Z or somebody you can probably only afford one chicken wing and 3 macaronis (thats about 11 dollars right there).

Repeat these steps for a week and apart from your knees buckling from starvation you will probably lose 5 lbs.  They need to have some sort of student discount at the hot food bar because i cannot hang!